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Rule 2- Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3- Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4- Let them know you’ve tagged them!

I was tagged by calrissian18 who asked me 11 questions. 

Here we go...
1. If you had to have a face transplant because you were being very reckless with illegal fireworks and the doctor offered you the option of any face in the world as a replacement for your own, whose would you choose?
I would choose Angelina Jolie's. She's the most beautiful woman in the world...who wouldn't like to have her face?

2. The government gives you a mad scientist grant and asks you to splice the genes of three animals together.  What do you choose and why?  Remember, you have to be able to defend your choice to the government or they will take away your grant money and probably toss you in jail for good measure so think carefully.  Also, if you want to draw a picture of your horrifying monster of an animal - it goes against NATURE!!!  It's madness!! - that is very much encouraged.
I'd splice the genes of a cat, a snake and a dolphin.
This way, we can have a cat who has poison to kill people and can swim perfectly in deep waters.

3. You are given the opportunity to have background music score your life.  You will have to hear it every second of every day until you no doubt blow your brains out.  But!  Until that happens, what song would you choose to be your soundtrack?
Britney Spears - I'm not a girl not yet a woman

4. If you could live in a book, what would it be and why?  BESIDES Harry Potter.  Yes, we would all say that.  Magic, danger, jelly beans that taste like earwax... there is nothing not to like there.
I'd like to live in The Metamorphosis by Frank kafka. I really love it and I'd like to help the bug there.

5. If I gave you ten dollars - I will not give you ten dollars just to be clear - what would you buy with it?
Clothes!

6. There's a bomb.  (There's not really a bomb, this is a hypothetical.  Stop freaking out.)  You're asked to diffuse it, which in this hypothetical you're totally capable of doing, but if you do then a sniper on a roof will kill your best friend.  Aw, sad.  Remember, hypothetical, keep breathing.  But if you don't diffuse the bomb then it goes explode-y and takes out about a hundred of the nicest complete strangers you've never met.  What do you do?  Okay, now, what if the bomb is placed in a maximum-secutiy prison housing one hundred prisoners?  Its blast radius won't expand past those walls and the sniper guarantees that the corrections officers, warden, cafeteria workers, etc. won't be inside.  Honestly, now what do you do?  Sorry, I'm a psych major.  The human brain is my plaything!
Do not diffuse it. I'd totally kill those criminals. Sorry my friend. 
Justice is first than friendship for me.

7. A more upbeat question, shall we?  How cute is this puppeh?!  On a scale of one to Oh My God It's So Cute I'm Gonna Die!!!!

It's really cute :)

8. You have to design a superhero outfit.  Do you include a cape?  Why or why not?
No, The Incredibles taught me that capes are not reliable.

9. A stranger asks you what time it is and you are very clearly not wearing a watch.  Do you a.) Politely pull out your cellphone to check the time for them, b.) Glare at them like they're an idiot until they wander off, c.) Give an obviously made up time - 32:14 or, d.) Some other option.  If d, what do you do?
If it's during the day, option A. At night, say "I don't know".

10. You are given the option to hone one of two utterly latent and useless skills: riding a unicycle or learning the art of mime.  You have to do one and this will be your profession until the end of time.  Which do you choose, unicycle or mime?  Or secret option c - jumping off a cliff?
Learning the art of mime. I could go with a circus or make good money in fun fairs. 

11. It's the apocalypse.  (It's not really the apocalypse, this is a hypothetical.  Stop freaking out.)  How do you make a run for it?  Plane, train, automobile, ship, submarine, rocket, etc., etc. etc.  Why?  You may use a Hollywood apocalyse film to justify your answer if you like.
Rocket. Like in one episode in The Simpsons. 

Here are my questions...for lobazulfreakingcrupsbeanbeeherumtreiberkitty_ficmetlloijoeybass
julialonsomidnightrambles_runningmascara and my new friend lola_longbottom       
1- If you could make a couple of celebrity men marry, who would they be?
2- If you could bring back to life a death person, who would it be?
3- Imagine you have a book where you write the name of a person, and that person dies, whose name would you write on it?
4- If you were paid to kill a celebrity, who would you kill?
5- If you could remake a series or cartoon from your childhood, which would you make?
6- Imagine you are a celebrity and you must have sex with your partner, which celebrity would you choose to be?
7- Who do you think will win the Euro this year?
8- Which country would you like to live in?
9- Summer, autumn, winter, spring. Which one would you to choose to be the season forever?
10- Chucks or high-heels?
11- Who is the best player in the world? Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi?


Alright, let's see your answers then....

Nike siempre se prepara a full antes de cada gran torneo con una publicidad super cool!
Esta medio pueblo, desde CR7 hasta Chicharito.

Chelsea es campeón de la Champions. Nadie daba un peso por ellos y se la llevaron. De arrastro, pero la tienen.
La final tuvo todo el color y el drama, sobretodo de parte del Bayern. Lo digo por Robben (uhh) y por Schaweinsteiger (jaja!). 
El hecho de que terminaran ganando los de Chelsea por penales me parecio patetico...pero bué.



Una lástima que Drogba no putea cuando gana, es gracioso verlo enojado. "It's a fucking disgrace!!" quedará por siempre en nuestros corazones.



Para mis amigos españoles...(Juan Mata coshita pechocha!)